Our own original Dr. Seuss Inspired Drunk 2 Bottle Opener Womens Green Tee Shirt. A parody of 'Thing 2', this tee is perfect for Halloween or a night out on St. Patrick's Day. This Beer Tap tee features a functional bottle opener on the bottom of the tee. Pair it up with our Drunk 1 shirt for a great group costume idea! 100% cotton.